xp_olaris | *tacks up a notice in the common room*

Current Mood: lonely
Current Music: Five foot two--Ray Henderson

tacks up a notice in the common room

"Lost: One Roomie.

Last Seen: Monday Morning--Philosophy

Description: Mostly like a fast moving blonde blur who really needs to learn what moderation is.

If Found Please Return to Suite 205.

Reward of Fudge and Coffee will be offered."

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Tracking device? Stun gun?

Those don't really blow up, though.

The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator comes with a free helmet . . .

Hmm, what about a drop down cage?

Wrought-iron, stainless steel, or polished oak? There's a whole subsection.

*grins* Wrought Iron or stainless steel, of course. Unless they've got some metal that lasers can't cut.

Oh, you want the premium section.

*flips pages* They have a reflective paint that's guaranteed or your money back . . . unless of course you use it in arid conditions or near steep drops, but then that's a fairly standard Acme disclaimer.

Should I throw in a sheet or two of Giant Economy Size Ultra-Flypaper? The catalog copy says it'll stop a charging rhino.

Reflective paint? *looks skeptical* Alright. Get me that and some of that flypaper.

Why do I feel like I should also be ordering a sign that says Uh Oh?

Those come free with every purchase. :)

*glances up and steps aside to avoid the falling anvil*

I have a bad feeling about this.

We're not in a desert, on Mars, on a chicken farm, or the result of a wrong turn in Albuquerque. I think we'll be okay.

Hm. Okay, they recommend using food to bait the cage. You think the fudge would work, or is she sick of it by now?

Ali? Refuse chocolate? Are you running a fever?

Silly me. :)

Now, the real question is, what end of the hall do we set it up at?

*gets out floorplan and draws a dashed line to indicate path and marks a big X on the spot where they should set up the cage* Right there.

Works for me. But I'm still getting the rocket-powered pogo stick in case she escapes the cage and we have to chase her down.

Get me the rocket-powered roller skates. Never hurts to be prepared.

Will do. And I'll throw in the rocket-powered bike helmet. Makes balancing easier.

The helmet has rockets on it?

*hops on rocket-powered pogo stick* Tallyho!

*heads for cliff at high speed*

*knows better than that*

You're just trying to void my warranty, aren't you? :)

*looks innocent*

Meep meep!

*drops cage*

*evades, with you ending up tangled in rope attached to cage*

Meep meep!

*zooms off*

*looks confused* Where did all this rope come from?

*being unable to give chase herself, sends the cage after you*

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