*tacks up a notice in the common room*

[xp_olaris]

"Lost: One Roomie.

Last Seen: Monday Morning--Philosophy

Description: Mostly like a fast moving blonde blur who really needs to learn what moderation is.

If Found Please Return to Suite 205.

Reward of Fudge and Coffee will be offered."

Comments

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

*gets out Acme order form* Would you say she was prone to making a "meep-meep" noise?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

*ponders* Actually, yes.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Okay, then. I think I'll go with the basic "giant slingshot, rocket-powered pogo stick, and all-purpose keg of dynamite with handy-dandy plunger-style detonator" starter package. Can I put you down for anything?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Tracking device? Stun gun?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Those don't really blow up, though.

The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator comes with a free helmet . . .

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Hmm, what about a drop down cage?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Wrought-iron, stainless steel, or polished oak? There's a whole subsection.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

*grins* Wrought Iron or stainless steel, of course. Unless they've got some metal that lasers can't cut.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, you want the premium section.

*flips pages* They have a reflective paint that's guaranteed or your money back . . . unless of course you use it in arid conditions or near steep drops, but then that's a fairly standard Acme disclaimer.

Should I throw in a sheet or two of Giant Economy Size Ultra-Flypaper? The catalog copy says it'll stop a charging rhino.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Reflective paint? *looks skeptical* Alright. Get me that and some of that flypaper.

Why do I feel like I should also be ordering a sign that says Uh Oh?

[x-pete.livejournal.com]

You both need medical help.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

You might be right on that...

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think we're way beyond the point where medical science can help us.

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

Found her.

Not letting go, ever. Sorry!

You can keep your reward, I'm not giving her back.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

...

*smiles*

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

You know, sometimes Alison whooshes by and I have to check, beacuse I swear it looks as if she's wearing her rollerblades but she isn't. Annoying. *g*

Thinky they have grown attached to the bottom of her feet and that's why she's always so fast?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

That would explain quite a bit, actually.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

...

I hadn't thought of that!!!

*wonders if Hank could gimmick up a way for that to work with shoes somehow*

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

*headdesk*

No, Ali.

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

But... it'd be so fun!

I'll ask him as soon as possible!

You two have the best ideas. :)

*grins*

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[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

*headdeskagain*

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*tilts head*

I can ask him to make you a rubber thing for the desk, you know? Cause the imprint on the forehead? So not your style.

*concerned look*

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[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to start a whole new fad. I think it will be very popular.

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*raises eyebrow*

Er... Lorna, darling... I hate to have to be the one to point this out to you...

*whispers*

Pen. Broke. Ink on forehead. Not so good.

*grins*

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[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

*squeaks in horror and dashes for the bathroom*