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"Lost: One Roomie.

Last Seen: Monday Morning--Philosophy

Description: Mostly like a fast moving blonde blur who really needs to learn what moderation is.

If Found Please Return to Suite 205.

Reward of Fudge and Coffee will be offered."

Date: 2003-06-30 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Those don't really blow up, though.

The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator comes with a free helmet . . .

Date: 2003-06-30 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
Hmm, what about a drop down cage?

Date: 2003-06-30 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Wrought-iron, stainless steel, or polished oak? There's a whole subsection.

Date: 2003-06-30 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
*grins* Wrought Iron or stainless steel, of course. Unless they've got some metal that lasers can't cut.

Date: 2003-06-30 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Oh, you want the premium section.

*flips pages* They have a reflective paint that's guaranteed or your money back . . . unless of course you use it in arid conditions or near steep drops, but then that's a fairly standard Acme disclaimer.

Should I throw in a sheet or two of Giant Economy Size Ultra-Flypaper? The catalog copy says it'll stop a charging rhino.

Date: 2003-06-30 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
Reflective paint? *looks skeptical* Alright. Get me that and some of that flypaper.

Why do I feel like I should also be ordering a sign that says Uh Oh?

Date: 2003-06-30 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Those come free with every purchase. :)

Date: 2003-06-30 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
*glances up and steps aside to avoid the falling anvil*

I have a bad feeling about this.

Date: 2003-06-30 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
We're not in a desert, on Mars, on a chicken farm, or the result of a wrong turn in Albuquerque. I think we'll be okay.

Hm. Okay, they recommend using food to bait the cage. You think the fudge would work, or is she sick of it by now?

Date: 2003-06-30 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
Ali? Refuse chocolate? Are you running a fever?

Date: 2003-06-30 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Silly me. :)

Now, the real question is, what end of the hall do we set it up at?

Date: 2003-06-30 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
*gets out floorplan and draws a dashed line to indicate path and marks a big X on the spot where they should set up the cage* Right there.

Date: 2003-06-30 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Works for me. But I'm still getting the rocket-powered pogo stick in case she escapes the cage and we have to chase her down.

Date: 2003-06-30 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
Get me the rocket-powered roller skates. Never hurts to be prepared.

Date: 2003-06-30 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Will do. And I'll throw in the rocket-powered bike helmet. Makes balancing easier.

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Date: 2003-06-30 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
The helmet has rockets on it?

Date: 2003-06-30 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
It's an Acme catalog. Everything that can possibly have rockets on it, has rockets on it.

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Date: 2003-07-01 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
*hops on rocket-powered pogo stick* Tallyho!

Date: 2003-07-02 08:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dazzler.livejournal.com
*heads for cliff at high speed*

Date: 2003-07-02 09:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
*knows better than that*

You're just trying to void my warranty, aren't you? :)

Date: 2003-07-02 09:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dazzler.livejournal.com
*looks innocent*

Meep meep!

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Date: 2003-07-02 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dazzler.livejournal.com
*evades, with you ending up tangled in rope attached to cage*

Meep meep!

*zooms off*

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Date: 2003-07-02 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
*looks confused* Where did all this rope come from?

*being unable to give chase herself, sends the cage after you*

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