Alex, sweetie, don't take this personally but why aren't you a pirate?

[xp_olaris]

"You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
"Ah yes, but you have heard of me."

I would like to take a moment to declare Johnny Depp my new hero. That man's mutant ability is clearly an unholy amount of talent. It's hard to believe he's forty.

So when do we go see it again?

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[x-havok.livejournal.com]

I'm a surfer...isn't that close enough?

*plans to work on piratness*

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Definitely work on the pirateness. Pirateness really, really pays off.

I guess you'd need a windsurfing board to fly the Jolly Roger from, but until then, practice saying "Arr." "Arr" is very effective. In fact, I think I'm going to go practice saying "Arr" again right now.

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[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Maybe, say "Savvy?" for me.