Alex, sweetie, don't take this personally but why aren't you a pirate?

[xp_olaris]

"You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
"Ah yes, but you have heard of me."

I would like to take a moment to declare Johnny Depp my new hero. That man's mutant ability is clearly an unholy amount of talent. It's hard to believe he's forty.

So when do we go see it again?

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[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Orlando Blooms mutant ability = hotness and ability to make women not care that he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag. Because I know I didn't care.

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

I'm a surfer...isn't that close enough?

*plans to work on piratness*

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Definitely work on the pirateness. Pirateness really, really pays off.

I guess you'd need a windsurfing board to fly the Jolly Roger from, but until then, practice saying "Arr." "Arr" is very effective. In fact, I think I'm going to go practice saying "Arr" again right now.

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[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Maybe, say "Savvy?" for me.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

I have just got to take Sam there first. Tonight if possible. Must, must, must...

*grins*

Then I'll go again with you. ;)

Johnny Depp is 40?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

FORTY?? 40? Four. Zero?

Noooooooo. That's too old. Way too old. He's not really 40.

Re: Johnny Depp is 40?

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Alas, Marie-Ange, he is.

Re: Johnny Depp is 40?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

*mournful sigh*

That's terrible. I can't kidnap a _40 year old_ to keep in my closet.

Why are all the tragically attractive guys so -OLD- anyway?