xp_olaris: (demure)
Lorna Summers ([personal profile] xp_olaris) wrote2003-06-30 09:54 pm

*tacks up a notice in the common room*

"Lost: One Roomie.

Last Seen: Monday Morning--Philosophy

Description: Mostly like a fast moving blonde blur who really needs to learn what moderation is.

If Found Please Return to Suite 205.

Reward of Fudge and Coffee will be offered."

[identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com 2003-06-30 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Works for me. But I'm still getting the rocket-powered pogo stick in case she escapes the cage and we have to chase her down.

[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2003-06-30 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Get me the rocket-powered roller skates. Never hurts to be prepared.

[identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com 2003-06-30 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Will do. And I'll throw in the rocket-powered bike helmet. Makes balancing easier.

[identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com 2003-06-30 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It's an Acme catalog. Everything that can possibly have rockets on it, has rockets on it.

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[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2003-06-30 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'll pass on that one. I've got a helmet of my own.

[identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com 2003-06-30 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, okay, but the thing about the rocket-powered helmet is it helps your head keep up with your feet. You don't want to accidentally fall over backwards when you're wearing rocket-powered roller skates.

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[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2003-06-30 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but this being an Acme product I think it's more likely my head will take off and leave the rest of me behind.

And that's likely to be messy.

[identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com 2003-07-01 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Messier than your feet taking off and leaving the rest of you behind?

You know, maybe I'll just put you down for the personal rocket ship instead.

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[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2003-07-01 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
The coyote never lost his feet entirely but his head? That's another matter.

What about one of those little rocket jet cars? Then I could wear those nifty goggles.

[identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com 2003-07-01 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Perfect. We'll set up the cage, hide in the laundry room, and if she gets out, take off rockets a-blazing?

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[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2003-07-01 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
It can't fail! Order those parts, Jamie-boy! We're going Ali hunting.

[identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com 2003-07-01 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
*sends in form* She'll never escape us!

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[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2003-07-01 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
*tosses off a patented Evil Overlord maniacal laugh while there is still time and it's unlikely she'll miss important details*