Polarity of a Girl

It's not bait and it's not you. Hence the subject line.

Unless you were wanting to go dress shopping.

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x-foliate.livejournal.com

Coward! Who you calling a coward?

That's it, missy. I challenge thee to a duel. No, wait. I don't. I challenge you to dig yourself out of the Disney Land papers I'm dumping on you. haHAH!

And you thought I forgot.

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x-dazzler.livejournal.com

Careful. You challenge her, she may pick shopping as the contest. ;)

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x-foliate.livejournal.com

You! SHH!

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x-dazzler.livejournal.com

Whaaaat?

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ack, death by papercut! A most ignoble end!

Damn girl, you really do color code everything. And it's cross-referenced.

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x-foliate.livejournal.com

I admit it freely. I'm a little bit of a loser.

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I'm in awe. I don't suppose I could convince you to organize my recipe collection?

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x-blink.livejournal.com

shopping. yes. and take Shiro b/c he needs a tux.

I found a dress online...now to see if it fits... :) love the Lorna!

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x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com

Actually, Mr. Beaubier is helping me out with that. I don't need Lorna's help.

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Couldn't help any way as we are very much dress shopping and not tux shopping. Though you'd have been welcome to dress shop with us.

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x-blink.livejournal.com

oh good!

I'm still shopping then :)

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Lorna, if my boyfriend does not remove himself from his laptop long enough to get a new vest, and possibly spend some time with me that is not driving to his class that is making him spend so much time on his computer, you will have a boy to put in a gown.

I have all his measurements, and I can assure you, Doug looks -very- good in blue.

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Angie, you are my favoritest person ever.

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You can just stop that train of thought right there, Lorna. I will get myself a new vest, with you if you don't mind a little testosterone in your shopping trip, or alternately I can talk to Monsieur Beaubier about it, I guess.

There will be no gowns of any sort for this boy. So take that gleam in your eye elsewhere, Miss Dane. :)

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Ah but this gleam in my eye is so familiar a gleam!

You may come along but don't think that you get catered to just because you're a boy. You're on your own in vest finding. We're all about the pretty dresses.

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I am not all about the pretty dresses. Unless they're on my roommate, because that was fun.

I'm a big boy, Lorna, I think I can manage to find my own way in the big bad shopping mall, and probably not even get beaten up this time.

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... Doug, if the mall worries you again, you do not have to go. I was only teasing.

What is -wrong-?

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Nothing's wrong, besides how long this frelling project is taking.

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There you go saying that word again. Frell. That is the one from the show with the bald blue people!

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Yes, love. It's called Farscape. And 'frell' and other such words were David Kemper's way of sneaking swearing past the censors.

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Oh. I am still a little confused.

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~/o I know you, I walked with you, once upon a dream. ~/o

That is a Disney song! I know that song. We learned it in my first year of English class at home.

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I'm going to have it stuck in my head forever. He said gleam! Its a trigger word. *hums*

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I think there is a DVD of The Lion King downstairs. You could listen to Hakuna Matata.

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But then I'd have to kill myself and I don't think I'd enjoy that. Sleeping Beauty is much preferable.

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I like Hakuna Matata!

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Yes, yes, it's a wonderful phrase. No passing craze.

But Sleeping Beauty is Tschaikovsky and that trumps singing animals anyday.

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It means -no- worries. For the rest of our days.

I think I like Fantasia best. The orignal one, not the new one. Now that is a wonderful animation.

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Oh drat. You are actually reading the journals.

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Yes, I'm reading the journals, love.

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I thought that if the computer had turned you into a half-man half-computer that maybe you would forget to read the journals.

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If I was a half-man half-computer, then I could read the journals even easier.

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Maybe if you were a half-man half-computer you would not want to read about our silly journals.

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x-jetstream.livejournal.com

Occasionally the journals are a wonderful source of silliness.

Salaam,
Haroun

PS - Douglas? I have a television, and it works.

BOOYAH!

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I am?

I do have to give him some time to respond. But if he does not, I am going to hide that tuxedo of his and make him wear a ballgown.

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x-madelyn.livejournal.com

...but shoes and accessories are. The shoes I was intending to wear with my dress turn out to be rather the worse for wear (which shouldn't be surprising, considering the last time I wore them was a FBI Christmas party and _someone_ who shall remain nameless managed to throw up in their vicinity. I thought the dry cleanign would have worked, but alas, no - they're all stiff and uncomfortable now...). So, new shoes are needed. And possibly jewellery of some description...

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All part of the service. What's the dress look like and what size shoe do you wear?

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x-madelyn.livejournal.com

Black with some slink. *grins* When's this expedition? I"ll bring the dress and myself along, I just need your expert eye and advice.

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