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[xp_olaris]

It is freezing outside. Ms. Munroe, is this your fault?

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[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*makes plans to talk to Ororo 'bout just that*

*wants a snow ball fight*

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

*buries in a pile of pillows*

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Ooops. It was a reflex, I swear!!!

*tries to find way out of feathers*

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Thbbbt!

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*whistles*

*takes out cell phone*

*cheats*

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't make me break that. I would feel so badly.

For about thirty seconds.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

You're busy running. Ha.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

That's the nice thing about magnetic fields. I don't have to see what you're doing so long as I can sense it and cell phones have all those lovely metal bits.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

*wonders who else is catching up to Lorna while is stalling her like this*

*will just have to ask Hank to throw Lorna in snowbank, when there is enough snow, ha*

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I. Hate. You.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Naw. You love me. How could you not love me?

:D

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

Your wish, o loveliest of songbirds, is as always my command.

Just let me know when you'd like her catapulted, and how far.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

E tu, Doc?

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

Et tu, my dear, et tu. And as not only a native of lovely Illinois, but one fortunate enough to be provided with cold-weather gear, as it were, always at the ready . . . how could I not love winter?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Right, et. Point is...I'm from California! It's 66 degrees back home! Snow is unnatural!

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

I protest! Snow is perfectly natural. When you drop water particles through the coldness of the uperatomsphere (and be glad you're down here, not up there) it freezes, forming delecate crystal structure and acumulating the way rain would if it couldn't run off in the streets. Basic chemistry.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I'm taking names now, Kitty. There will be retribution.

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

I couldn't have put it better myself.

This is, incidentally, the only planet in the solar system where snowball fights are possible. Aren't we lucky?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

I'm with you, Lorna. I've never seen snow before. I don't want to see it any closer, thanks -- so don't any of you go getting any ideas.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Save me! I'm being dragged out into this barbaric weather!

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Should've kept quiet then Angelo. I'm grabbing your coat too... Good gods man, you haven't got any gloves. Gimme a sec and I'll find a spare pair.

Ok. On my way up. If Alex is willing to help us with Lorna I'm sure he'll help us with you.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Wheee! I knew I could count on you for Lorna Tossing! :D

Now. We may need to experiment a bit. Taking wind factor in consideration, and all that stuff. ;)

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. Science is an exacting mistress, and demands proper attention to every last little detail. I foresee numerous trial throws.

Of course, we couldn't possibly ask Lorna to subject herself to such an ordeal simply out of the goodness of her heart, could we? Why, that would be downright cruel. I think we simply must locate a stand-in for the poor girl. Experimental ethics demand it.

. . . Why, Alison, you're close to her size, aren't you? Certainly close enough for ballpark figures, I'd say . . .

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

YES! :D

Oh, I most certainly volunteer for this. We can only have the most perfect snow bank toss for my roomie, after all! >:D

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

Now, that's the kind of enthusiasm I like to see in a lab assistant. Lorna, are you taking notes?