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Well, that was slightly less destructive than the average catfight during high school. But then, I went to an all girls school, so I think we were a bit different that most.

It's getting very cold around here. Have I mentioned that I find that unnatural? It's terribly rude of this state, insisting on having seasons and all that. How do you people stand it?

I've been thinking about Thanksgiving. I'm still undecided on whether I should go home for the holiday or stay here and force feed all of you my candied yams and stuffed turkey. Going home means Dad but it also means I don't have to cook. Very difficult decisions.

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Hmm, you know, I think I remember that...

Exodus 20.17

Moses answered the people, "Be not afraid; for God has come only in order to test you, and in order that the fear of Him may be ever with you, so that you do not go astray, and so that you may have really great gravy."

Or maybe that was a Python skit.

Exactly. Once they got the fire going to melt down the golden calf, they might as well use it to cook some food, and they'd need gravy then. God provides. I'm sure it's a really good manna sauce too.