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My roomie, the big guy and I are the hottest things to hit this place since, well, ever. Just ask the guy who walked into the pole while he was staring at Ali. (That's what I started laughing about, Ali. Sorry I couldn't tell you at the time...was sort of choking on my gum.)

Oh shopping, how do I love thee, let me count the ways.

One for Nordstroms and its seven stories.
Two for Aldo and shoes that make one weep.
Three for Victoria's Secret wherein dreams are made and hearts are broken. God bless undergarments that defy the laws of nature. *thinks fondly of the pink and white bags currently littering her bed*

I have swiped the numbers off my credit cards today. I cannot overstate how amazingly helpful Piotr was on this trip. A big strong man is a must from now on for any serious shopping trips. I may even have to add it to my Christmas list.

I so needed this. Both the new wardrobe and the day with friends. Thanks you two!

Date: 2003-05-23 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cannonball.livejournal.com
...ick.

Either I do not see the hidden appeal of lacy things half the size of my hand that cost twice what a real nice shirt would cost me, or you are all crazy.

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Date: 2003-05-23 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
I do not see the hidden appeal of lacy things half the size of my hand

*raises an eyebrow speculatively*...are we sure this one's a het? Because if not, I've got this friend back home with a thing for farm boys...

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Date: 2003-05-23 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
He's a great guy, really. I met him during a debate tournament in high school. He crushed my best friend's argument on stem cell research then bought us pizza. They bonded over ex-boyfriends with big trucks.

Want me to give you his number?

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Date: 2003-05-23 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
Hmm, not girls, not boys...I know several people who own horses and while I'm not usually one to encourage that kind of kink...

Date: 2003-05-23 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cannonball.livejournal.com
I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW!!!11

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Date: 2003-05-23 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
Hmm, okay, not horses either I see. Well, give me a minute. I'll think of something.

Do you have any siblings?

Date: 2003-05-23 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cannonball.livejournal.com
Yup. A bucketload. I'm the oldest of...

OHMYDEARSWEETJESUS!

?!?!

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Date: 2003-05-23 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
*is startled* What? I was just going to ask if any of them were mutants too? Making small talk while I was thinking...

Where was /your/ mind?

Date: 2003-05-23 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
It's not the lacy things, man, it's the cute girls in the store. Including, if you're lucky, the ones whose bags you're carrying.

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Date: 2003-05-23 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com
I have to disagree with you here, hon. It is also very much the lacy things...and the mental images they provide.

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Date: 2003-05-23 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Well, yeah, but the point is the cute girls. And I'm going to shut up before I get myself in trouble.

Date: 2003-05-23 08:02 pm (UTC)

Date: 2003-05-23 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cannonball.livejournal.com
Ah...I see!

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