Admitting Defeat

[xp_olaris]

As some of you may or may not know, I had issued a challenge against Wade saying he couldn't eat all the food I put before him. Alas, I should had known better than to challenge a food nut like him.

Here is the list of food I put in front of him:
Shepard's Pie
Pork Chops
Whole Chicken
Bowls of Soup (Including Chicken Noodle, Broccoli and Cheese and Split Pea Soup)
Pies
Cookies
Brownies
Pizza
Fruit (Mixed fruit in a bowl)
Hamburgers
Corn Dogs
Tacos
Chimichangas
Sandwiches (PB&J, Ham, and Turkey)
Salad
and a couple of banana splits

As much as I don't want to admit it he has won. He paced himself and didn't wolf it down. (Like how I thought he was going to do)

Wade, as the winner of this contest...I guess I owe you a prize. What do you want?

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Two weeks hence, I desire a meal of the home-cooked variety. Its substance may be of your choosing, since I'm not picky. Thank you for the gracious declaration of my victory.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

You want more food as your prize? Should had known better than to ask.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You really should have, lady.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

How do you not have a ruptured stomach or diabetes?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Because I am made of 50% win, 25% awesome, and 25% pure, unadulterated stomach.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Where do you keep all of the extra stomach? Is it in a leg, or perhaps several small stomachs like a ox?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's a tertiary mutation.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I still think I could totally beat your ass in an eating contest, like totally.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I dunno. Is that a challenge?

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking that's a challenge

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Then I accept. But at a date and time of my choosing.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Oh ho ho, is that the way you're gonna play this? Bring it on, dude. Bring it on.