Does it still count as therapeutic if I can only bring dead stuff back not kill live stuff and bringing back dead stuff is what totally fucked me over in the first place?
I should get a knighthood I'm so noble. Sir Layla. It totally has a ring to it, right?
I dunno, that's usually what I do if they're small enough. You know, like rodents and bugs and shit. Never did it to a dog or cat. Never got close enough but I probably would if I could. It usually isn't pretty when they come back so I don't know if it's cruel. Seems like the nicer option.
But I don't wanna be a Lady. I wanna be a Sir. Obviously I need to join the military instead of being a knight. Sigh. I really wanted a sword.
Well, in that case you can bring something back and I can try to reduce it to dust. Or try to keep them dead. It should be interesting? And a good way to train, perhaps. Because you know, sucking the life force out of things is not something you just do on the open and every time you can.
You can still have a sword, but you need to be unbelievably awesome with it so the guys with guns can laugh at you. Or laugh and get cut.
I dunno if I can do it on purpose yet though. I mean, we can try. And then I can throw rocks at things when they don't come back. Okay, maybe this part is totally fucked up, but can you kill something without dusting it? Like mice and shit? Gives us something to practice on without having to hunt down roadkill if you can.
Now I just gotta find someone who knows how to use a sword and con them into teaching me. That should be easy. Ish.
I think I can kill them without the dusting, but I need to train. Hence why this sounds like such good idea, when you ignore the killing and bringing things back to life part.
I'm pretty sure somebody we know knows. I mean...it wouldn't be that strange.
Dude, that would put me in so much trouble I don't even know. I guess it was more of a loose idea...I mean you don't want me to turn you into a guy right? sounds like the start of a particularly awful fantasy comedy/romantic comedy. Let's not go there.
Don't hate on the green stuff! The green stuff is awesome. The green pistachio soft serve swirled with raspberry is like insane awesome heaven in your mouth level deserving respect, yo.
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Except for how she can totally read this.
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But at least I'm totally nondiscreet out of love?
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And I'm deeply moved by your noble attempt, but chances are I end up going so anybody needs to be the Fail Ninja for the sake of others.
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I should get a knighthood I'm so noble. Sir Layla. It totally has a ring to it, right?
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Not to ruin it but you would be Lady Layla, which has an even nicer ring. Nobody said ladies can't kick butt.
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But I don't wanna be a Lady. I wanna be a Sir. Obviously I need to join the military instead of being a knight. Sigh. I really wanted a sword.
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You can still have a sword, but you need to be unbelievably awesome with it so the guys with guns can laugh at you. Or laugh and get cut.
Now, I have never tried a sex change spell but...
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Now I just gotta find someone who knows how to use a sword and con them into teaching me. That should be easy. Ish.
are you offering to turn me into a dude?
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I'm pretty sure somebody we know knows. I mean...it wouldn't be that strange.
Dude, that would put me in so much trouble I don't even know. I guess it was more of a loose idea...I mean you don't want me to turn you into a guy right? sounds like the start of a particularly awful fantasy comedy/romantic comedy. Let's not go there.
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also it gives me gas. Real pistacho is awesome.
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