A dilemma

[xp_olaris]

I have news. Information. Awesome information. But I'm at a loss of how to present it. Do I crack a joke? And if I do, which one? Because seriously, this information, totally joke worthy. Or to I just play it straight and let you guys do all the joking for me?

Let's have a vote: How should I share my information?

Comments

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Wait, I know what this is. Are there squirming things in your house now? Um, I mean the expected kind, not the kind you'd need to write a mission report about.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

...you mean the three holy terrors that mauled your pant leg the last time you came over? That's not precisely news.

Though they're getting so old! It's crazy.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

. . . oh. Right. The puppies have been born since August.

My consciousness is still firmly rooted in reality. I swear.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

So maybe we'll just pretend that you meant they're getting old enough to adopt out. Which they are nearly.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Sure. We can do that.

I really need to start keeping a journal. Apparently it's the only way to keep anything in my head.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

So. Many. Jokes.