Polarity of a Girl

Let's have a vote: How should I share my information?

Is "soon" an option?

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Patience, my dear friend. Patience.

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If you have an evil parent, our new policy is to chuck you into the lake pre-emptively.

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I solemnly swear that my bio-parents remain deceased and my real parents remain non-megalomaniacal.

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At the rate we've been going lately, maybe the entire school should just jump in and get it out of the way.

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Who do you want to share it with? Because you can tell me and I can write it up on a banner or you can write it and then I can fly all around with it so everyone can read it. Gets the message to people in style!

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It's more the /how/ to share it, than the who. I imagine it'll get chatted about once I share.

Can I count that as a vote for just straight out telling?

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Aw, I liked my banner idea! That's a how!

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What ever way I decide, you can totally banner it. In fact, I may have a suggestion for the design.

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Banner!!! Is this a long message or a short one? And does it need pictures?

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Short. Stop by after class and I'll tell you what the message is.

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Cool! :)

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Given that you have already ruled out the "evil parents" option and you seem to be in too good of spirits for it to be some kind of debilitating disease or accident, I'd say this falls along the lines of:

a) You got engaged.
b) You got married. Possibly by accident. These things happen.
c) You actually ate a burger from the Burger Shack and realized that the crunchy parts are good for you.
d) You got accepted into some super-chef school.
e) There's a shoe sale somewhere.

Either way, spill it. Unless it's the shoe sale, because that could cause a stampede.

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You know what would be funny? If it was all five of those!

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a) Yes, his name is Raoul, we're going to move to Marseilles and live in a garret. I'm changing my name to Amelie as we speak.
b) Don't be ridiculous. Raoul promised me a wedding in Italy.
c) I'm not sure that I've even been inside of Burger Shack. Actually, yes, I am sure that I have NEVER been in Burger Shack.
d) I thought about opening one briefly, does that count?
e) Macy's.

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a) Amelie is too close to Amelia, and you're kind of like the Evil Universe version of our Evil Doctor. Which makes you Good. And not a doctor.
b) Stay away from opera houses if you're engaged to anyone named Raoul.
c) You're totally missing out. Best EVER.
d) Well, if you only open it briefly, I suppose.
e) What's a Macy's?

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Macy's is the department store where you bought the belt that goes with your dark suit. Unless you ignored my directions, in which case it is not.

Lorna, you should impart your information soon, because Doug is twitching.

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But HOW? Joke or straight out? I need opinions!

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A joke. Or Jan's banner idea. I liked that one also.

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a) I could make a joke here but my poll isn't finished, so just...hold that thought.
b) Especially if I change my name to Christine instead of Amelie!
c) You'll forgive my skepticism. It's the food snobbery kicking in.
d) Just three days!
e) Where the shoe sale is.

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Wait, I know what this is. Are there squirming things in your house now? Um, I mean the expected kind, not the kind you'd need to write a mission report about.

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...you mean the three holy terrors that mauled your pant leg the last time you came over? That's not precisely news.

Though they're getting so old! It's crazy.

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. . . oh. Right. The puppies have been born since August.

My consciousness is still firmly rooted in reality. I swear.

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So maybe we'll just pretend that you meant they're getting old enough to adopt out. Which they are nearly.

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Yeah. Sure. We can do that.

I really need to start keeping a journal. Apparently it's the only way to keep anything in my head.

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