A dilemma

[xp_olaris]

I have news. Information. Awesome information. But I'm at a loss of how to present it. Do I crack a joke? And if I do, which one? Because seriously, this information, totally joke worthy. Or to I just play it straight and let you guys do all the joking for me?

Let's have a vote: How should I share my information?

Comments

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

a) Amelie is too close to Amelia, and you're kind of like the Evil Universe version of our Evil Doctor. Which makes you Good. And not a doctor.
b) Stay away from opera houses if you're engaged to anyone named Raoul.
c) You're totally missing out. Best EVER.
d) Well, if you only open it briefly, I suppose.
e) What's a Macy's?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Macy's is the department store where you bought the belt that goes with your dark suit. Unless you ignored my directions, in which case it is not.

Lorna, you should impart your information soon, because Doug is twitching.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

But HOW? Joke or straight out? I need opinions!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

A joke. Or Jan's banner idea. I liked that one also.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

a) I could make a joke here but my poll isn't finished, so just...hold that thought.
b) Especially if I change my name to Christine instead of Amelie!
c) You'll forgive my skepticism. It's the food snobbery kicking in.
d) Just three days!
e) Where the shoe sale is.