A dilemma

[xp_olaris]

I have news. Information. Awesome information. But I'm at a loss of how to present it. Do I crack a joke? And if I do, which one? Because seriously, this information, totally joke worthy. Or to I just play it straight and let you guys do all the joking for me?

Let's have a vote: How should I share my information?

Comments

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

a) Yes, his name is Raoul, we're going to move to Marseilles and live in a garret. I'm changing my name to Amelie as we speak.
b) Don't be ridiculous. Raoul promised me a wedding in Italy.
c) I'm not sure that I've even been inside of Burger Shack. Actually, yes, I am sure that I have NEVER been in Burger Shack.
d) I thought about opening one briefly, does that count?
e) Macy's.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

a) Amelie is too close to Amelia, and you're kind of like the Evil Universe version of our Evil Doctor. Which makes you Good. And not a doctor.
b) Stay away from opera houses if you're engaged to anyone named Raoul.
c) You're totally missing out. Best EVER.
d) Well, if you only open it briefly, I suppose.
e) What's a Macy's?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Macy's is the department store where you bought the belt that goes with your dark suit. Unless you ignored my directions, in which case it is not.

Lorna, you should impart your information soon, because Doug is twitching.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

But HOW? Joke or straight out? I need opinions!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

A joke. Or Jan's banner idea. I liked that one also.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

a) I could make a joke here but my poll isn't finished, so just...hold that thought.
b) Especially if I change my name to Christine instead of Amelie!
c) You'll forgive my skepticism. It's the food snobbery kicking in.
d) Just three days!
e) Where the shoe sale is.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Wait, I know what this is. Are there squirming things in your house now? Um, I mean the expected kind, not the kind you'd need to write a mission report about.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

...you mean the three holy terrors that mauled your pant leg the last time you came over? That's not precisely news.

Though they're getting so old! It's crazy.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

. . . oh. Right. The puppies have been born since August.

My consciousness is still firmly rooted in reality. I swear.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

So maybe we'll just pretend that you meant they're getting old enough to adopt out. Which they are nearly.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Sure. We can do that.

I really need to start keeping a journal. Apparently it's the only way to keep anything in my head.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

So. Many. Jokes.