A dilemma

[xp_olaris]

I have news. Information. Awesome information. But I'm at a loss of how to present it. Do I crack a joke? And if I do, which one? Because seriously, this information, totally joke worthy. Or to I just play it straight and let you guys do all the joking for me?

Let's have a vote: How should I share my information?

Comments

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

If you have an evil parent, our new policy is to chuck you into the lake pre-emptively.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I solemnly swear that my bio-parents remain deceased and my real parents remain non-megalomaniacal.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

At the rate we've been going lately, maybe the entire school should just jump in and get it out of the way.