Missing mutt

[xp_olaris]

I love my puppy. Really. She's just a holy terror.

You don't even want to know what she did to the chicken I had thawing. I'm not even sure how she GOT on the counter, let alone got the plastic bag open without leaving a mark.

Anyway. If anyone sees Lili or, more importantly, sees the absolutely gorgeous shoe that she just tore out of here with, can you retrieve it for me before she eats it or buries it in the couch again? I have to clean up rogue chicken.

Comments

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

...I am afraid to report I may have found a piece of said gorgeous shoe in the hallway just now. Unless you were not referring to caramel-colored leather strappy sandals. In which case, who else is shredding shoes around here?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Damn it.

I swear, I'm buying all my shoes from Payless from now on.

How come she only eats the expensive shoes?

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

Please do not invoke the P-word, even in times like these. There must be some other way.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

I think I may faint. There is to be no P-word around here, thank you very much. I think an intervention is in order to replace the poor, mangled shoe. And to make sure no one crosses P's threshold.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

My dog ate my disposable income. I can't shop right now. I can only mourn.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

There needs to be a funeral.

Or, well, window shopping which is sometimes close enough.

[xp_daytripper]

What's wrong with Payless? They're comfy, and it doesn't matter what you do to the shoes, since they were only $30 in the first place.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

You have seen my feet, correct? I very rarely find gorgeous shoes in my size there.

Shoes and scarves are such my downfall...oh, who am I kidding. Shopping is my downfall.

[xp_daytripper]

So it's not Payless, just your feet that are the problem? *innocent*

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

See, I'm trying to figure out why it's okay for women to say these things to each other but when men say them, we get swatted.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

When you say it, it is an insult to our grace and beauty, and when...

no, I cannot even type this with a straight face or a slight hangover.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Because you're not part of the sisterhood.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

She has as much breeding and class as her owner, maybe? ;-)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Champagne taste, apple juice budget.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Well, me, but I do it so I can wear them, and only to Converse sneaks.

well, and Logan maybe. Has anyone checked with Logan?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Are you saying Logan ate Lorna's shoes?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Maybe?

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Well, that is a frightening thought.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Des does it, but, since she's restricted to the suite to save Charles' allergies, she only eats mine. -sigh- At least Scott usually buys me new ones when she does it.

If there are people going shoe shopping I so want in.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

We need to pounce upon the shoe sales that happen around here, all in one giant group. It will be worth the lines to see them flee before us.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

The best thing about our group shopping trips is the glazed look in the staffs' eyes when we walk through the door. The girls look at us and see $$ and the boys just stare. Such fun.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

See, this is why you just need to wear beatup shoes. When Shamu eats my sneaks, I can't TELL.

Course, right now he's trying to eat my bagel....