Missing mutt
I love my puppy. Really. She's just a holy terror.
You don't even want to know what she did to the chicken I had thawing. I'm not even sure how she GOT on the counter, let alone got the plastic bag open without leaving a mark.
Anyway. If anyone sees Lili or, more importantly, sees the absolutely gorgeous shoe that she just tore out of here with, can you retrieve it for me before she eats it or buries it in the couch again? I have to clean up rogue chicken.
You don't even want to know what she did to the chicken I had thawing. I'm not even sure how she GOT on the counter, let alone got the plastic bag open without leaving a mark.
Anyway. If anyone sees Lili or, more importantly, sees the absolutely gorgeous shoe that she just tore out of here with, can you retrieve it for me before she eats it or buries it in the couch again? I have to clean up rogue chicken.
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(I know I'm totally dead, but man, I'm cracking myself up here.)
Also? Try the laundry room. If she's not there (the dog, not Marie), she -was-. I was wondering why I smelled raw chicken when I went to throw my towels in.
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My dad used to say that about me all the time.
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I need new sneakers. and possibly silver sandals. silver is totally in this spring.