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Things that are unacceptable
The weather. Honestly, do you people realize that back home it's 60 degrees out? There's no snow. There's none of these icicle things hanging from the eaves. It's sunny and just the right amount of chilly to put on a scarf. Unimpressed, weather, unimpressed.
Thieves. Particularly blonde ones who think that I didn't just see that, ALISON! Unhand that gingerbread man! NOT LIKE THAT!! How is he supposed to hold hands with his gingerbread buddy now?
Thieves. That's your last strawberry, mister.
Thieves. Particularly blonde ones who think that I didn't just see that, ALISON! Unhand that gingerbread man! NOT LIKE THAT!! How is he supposed to hold hands with his gingerbread buddy now?
Thieves. That's your last strawberry, mister.
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You know how you know when it's cold in Hollywood?
People wear _two_ sweaters tied around their necks.