Things that are unacceptable

[xp_olaris]

The weather. Honestly, do you people realize that back home it's 60 degrees out? There's no snow. There's none of these icicle things hanging from the eaves. It's sunny and just the right amount of chilly to put on a scarf. Unimpressed, weather, unimpressed.

Thieves. Particularly blonde ones who think that I didn't just see that, ALISON! Unhand that gingerbread man! NOT LIKE THAT!! How is he supposed to hold hands with his gingerbread buddy now?

Thieves. That's your last strawberry, mister.

Comments

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

I think all the gingerbread men should be the same now. Or else the poor unhanded guy will feel all rejected!

So I just have to do something about it. :D

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

STOP IT! ACK!


ALISON BLAIRE, I WILL CUT OFF YOUR COOKIE SUPPLY!!

[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

...You put on a scarf when it's 60F?

This is one of those little decorative scarves, right?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't wear it once it's 60. But they're real scarves. I get cold easily.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

A bad joke I heard a few years back.

You know how you know when it's cold in Hollywood?

People wear _two_ sweaters tied around their necks.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Nah, she's a big wimp. :)

[x-coldhands.livejournal.com]

I think I should stalk her. Make it snow on her nonstop until she's...acclimated. Yeah, that's it. Acclimated.

I'd be doing her a favor, really. ;)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Don't make me kill you, Drake. You've already frozen me once.

[x-coldhands.livejournal.com]

That was unintentional. This...is not. :D

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

And you think that's going to make your death any less painful?

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

You know, normally I would defend your honor...or something like that.

But since you've been laughing at me gettign thrown in snow drifts all week, I might just hold you for him...

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

ALEX!

You wouldn't really do that, would you? *kitty eyes*

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

Of course I would! And don't give me that look! I won't even take strawberry bribes, so there!

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

You'd let Bobby torment me like that? You know how I get cold so easily.

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

Shhh! You know just as well as I do that if I'm holding you while he's going it, you won't get cold.

Oops. Shouldn't have said that...

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

You're going to give them all ideas, you know. Shame on you.

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

This doesn't get me strawberries does it?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Ya think?

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

But but...it's strawberries!