Old people...

always decorate with pink and lace. Why is that? Is there something about turning 60 that makes you into a 13 year old girl and what's with the cabbage roses? I'm all for flowers but a vase of overblown roses on every table perfectly centered on a doily just seems like perhaps you might want to embrace the joy of minimalism.

Nevertheless, I have found a house I adore. It's down in Twin Lakes Village. The kitchen is the least dismal of all the homes I've looked at. The range is actually new which is the most astonishing thing ever, let me tell you.

There's just an eensy little problem but I'm sure that it'll work itself out.

In other news, the realtor asked me to dinner. Um, yeah. See David, when you're not there to protect me, I make bad decisions.