Calm now. No more death threats.

[xp_olaris]

See? Total lack of swearing even. Alison, you can stop ducking behind the nearest wall when you see me.

I'm getting a new kitchen. If anyone ever destroys it again, I shall be very displeased.

Also? If anyone ever tries to kill my boyfriend again, displeased will not even begin to cover it. Fair warning for all the baddies out there. Line is drawn right there.

Comments

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

Good to know about the killing boyfriend thing, though for once, I gave as good as they tried to give. You would have been proud...

Still pissy about it though...

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Proud but not surprised in the least.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Note to self... kill Lorna before Alex.

...

What? Too soon?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Just a bit. Wait about three days so that I'm not thinking about the easiest ways to make someone an anemic.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Sure thing. I'll think I'll stick with my stash of sealed protein shakes until then, if you don't mind...

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I won't poison anyone. Even people threatening Alex.

Not nearly satisfying enough.

Hmm, okay, so maybe I'm not the queen of calm yet.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Hence my over here with my shakes.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Sorry. I just get tetchy when morons try to hurt people I love. It's a bizarre quirk of mine.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

No, don't be sorry. I of all people am not asking you to be sorry.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I'll just be sorry for my lack of a sense of humor. How's that?

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Kay.

Does someone want to start up the tentacle jokes again? That always makes me scream and run to the bathroom, which some people seem to find amusing.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, the Big Squid has been shipped back to Dr. Wallace, but I'm sure Catseye's MiniSquid could find its way down to your end of the hall...

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

See Lorna? Paige running from a MiniSquid! Always funny! Eh? Eeeeeh?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

You're a crazy person but that made me giggle. Go you.

Never denied it.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I win at life yay!