There is soup in the kitchen.

[xp_olaris]

Will someone who speaks English please tell me why I just made cream of broccoli soup? My darling roomie dropped a recipe book in front of me and gave me that "Feed me or else I shall waste away and then you'll hear it from my fans and my son and you don't want to make them sad now do you?" look. So I did. And a bread bowl to go with it.

Then she wandered away and didn't eat it.

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[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Brat.

You could have held up two fingers and I'd have made a double portion.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

~Oh, delectable vision of greenliness, wouldst thou contemplate rewarding this lowly worthless peon with thy divine cooking?~

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Doug, what is she saying now?

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

~I am groveling nicely. Although I suspect that in Askani, that had very impudent overtones. Hee!~

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

~Or it might be that we know you too well, boss.~

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

She's groveling and hoping you'll take pity and bestow food on her. It kinda reeks of insincerity, but maybe that's just how well I know her. :)

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

~And here I got her to make soup for you. I get no appreciation.~

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

~You get plenty of appreciation, boss. We just get to call 'em like we see 'em when you're being snide and insincere. ;-)~

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

~I was not being insincere! I'm very sincere in my snideness, I'll have you know!~

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I don't think Ali can grovel sincerely. That's like Emma being graceless or Jane being manipulative.

Yes, wench, I'm going to feed you.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm saying. Love her dearly, but she's not the most sincere person in the world. She's sneaky and devious, is what she is.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

~All part of my irresistable charm. Ha.~

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

No argument on that point.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

~JOY! ECSTATIC JOY!~

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