There is soup in the kitchen.

[xp_olaris]

Will someone who speaks English please tell me why I just made cream of broccoli soup? My darling roomie dropped a recipe book in front of me and gave me that "Feed me or else I shall waste away and then you'll hear it from my fans and my son and you don't want to make them sad now do you?" look. So I did. And a bread bowl to go with it.

Then she wandered away and didn't eat it.

Comments

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Uh, that would be me. Haven't had much appetite the past few days, so she was trying to figure out something for me to eat that I might be able to keep down. I'll be right down to eat. :)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Ah! That explains it. Let me know if you want something more. It's an Ali-sized portion since I wasn't aware I was actually feeding a teenaged boy.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Well, we'll see if I can manage to keep food down now that we finally figured out what's been wrong with me. Then we'll go from there. :)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Right-o. I'll just be over here, quietly scheming to put some nutrients back in you.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

You're the best, Lorna. :)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I've heard that's a popular rumor. *looks down at Alison's comment* She's mocking me, isn't she? I can feel it. What did she say?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Mostly that the soup smelled good. She also called you a wench, though.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Typical.

How is the soup, by the way?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Amazing. You are awesome. Could I maybe have a bit more soup (and some for your wench of a roommate) and maybe a sandwich? *looks cute*

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

All that can be accomplished. What is she saying, by the way? This whole thing was funny when I wasn't trying to talk to her.

Ham sandwich?

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

...

~Nathan? This language is WRONG. It has no word for "mashed nuts paste". I PROTEST!~

...

~Heh. That sounded bad, didn't it?~

>:D

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

~You mean~

peanut butter

~right, boss?~

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

What about peanut butter?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

She was complaining that Askani has no word for peanut butter. I think she wants a peanut butter sandwich to go with her soup, possibly. Not sure.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Peanut butter and cream of broccoli? Ew.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Yeah. *wrinkles nose* But apparently she wants a peanut butter and jam sandwich. *shrugs* There's no accounting for taste, I suppose.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Strange girl.

Hey, brat queen, get down here and pick a jam. I'm not making Doug translate while you debate between grape, strawberry and orange marmalade.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

~There is only one kind of jam to put in that kind of food, heathen!!! Honestly, do I have to do everything here?~

~Hee! Food!~

:D

~I run! I fly! Well, almost!~

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

~Yes, please! With jam! Oh, they have jam. Heh!~

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Sounds lovely. :)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Gimme five minutes. What does the brat queen want?

HEY!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I thought that cute face was reserved for me?

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

~Wench.~

~That soup smelled really good.~

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

~Be nice to your roomie and her delicious soup, boss. I bet if you're nice, she'd make some more...~

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

~There. I was nice!~

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Brat.

You could have held up two fingers and I'd have made a double portion.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

~Oh, delectable vision of greenliness, wouldst thou contemplate rewarding this lowly worthless peon with thy divine cooking?~

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Doug, what is she saying now?

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

~I am groveling nicely. Although I suspect that in Askani, that had very impudent overtones. Hee!~

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

~Or it might be that we know you too well, boss.~

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

She's groveling and hoping you'll take pity and bestow food on her. It kinda reeks of insincerity, but maybe that's just how well I know her. :)

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

~And here I got her to make soup for you. I get no appreciation.~

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

~You get plenty of appreciation, boss. We just get to call 'em like we see 'em when you're being snide and insincere. ;-)~

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

~I was not being insincere! I'm very sincere in my snideness, I'll have you know!~

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I don't think Ali can grovel sincerely. That's like Emma being graceless or Jane being manipulative.

Yes, wench, I'm going to feed you.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm saying. Love her dearly, but she's not the most sincere person in the world. She's sneaky and devious, is what she is.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

~All part of my irresistable charm. Ha.~

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

No argument on that point.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

~JOY! ECSTATIC JOY!~

:D :D :D