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[xp_olaris]

You know, after surviving high school myself and living here for a year, you'd think I'd be used to all the melodrama that occurs at the drop of a hat but...wow. You're all crazy, you know that?

On a totally different note, there is food in the refrigerator. It is all labeled so you lot don't have to risk getting something remotely scary like green beans in you if you don't want to. Eat it.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Now I'm tempted to sneak in and switch all the labels around.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Do it in a pattern and lets see if Doug can figure it out.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Or I could just do it randomly and see if he sees a pattern in it.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Go for it.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Go right ahead but it's your own fault if you have an angry mob after every single one of you because they had to eat healthy food.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

You made healthy food? You unfeeling monster!

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I made tasty healthy food.

Don't worry there is also a large supply of food that will constrict arteries just by looking at it.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Doesn't matter to me, I'm an appallingly wholesome farmboy and I eat my vegetables. But, y'know, I hear melodrama is in fashion for teenagers. ;)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I've noticed. I even vaguely remember it being a hobby when I was one.

You know, a whole five months ago.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

That's a pretty good memory you've got there. Guess you're not quite ready for the nursing home yet. :)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

No, though I do have this strange urge to play shuffleboard and watch Wheel of Fortune.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

At least it's not Family Feud. It'd be too late then.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, Family Feud. Great show that. I wonder when it's on.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Geezer.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Brat

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Crone.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Infant

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

Ooh no..no no...no more old lady talk again! We're not doing this again!

Now I'm going to have to come find you and remind you just how young you are. Not sure how quite yet, but I will when I get there!

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

That sounds promising.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Heh. My work here is done.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I feel like I should say thank you but I'm having trouble believing this was all part of your nefarious plan.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, okay, the plan sort of evolved mid-dialogue.

And not so much "mid" as "wondering shortly post-dialogue if it would happen."

But it did, so it was all part of my nefarious plan.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

You can't ret-con a nefarious plan.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? Because I think I just did.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

No, you tried to but you admitted in the same post that you didn't have one. So therefore, you get no plannage points.

Alex, on the other hand, gets many points. Because I'm biased like that.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Can't fault you there.

'Scuse me, I'm just going to go take some of these correctly-labeled food items over to Kitty and see if she gives me any plannage points. :)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Be my guest. Just don't mess with the labels on the rest of the food.

Tell Kitty I said hello.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. Food was great. :D

Hello!

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

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You cooked, Lorna?

Jamie, touch those labels and you're a dead farmboy.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I cooked. Lots. It's a thing I do.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Not lat- what did you cook? I'm hungry. I want food.

I mean it Jamie. Don't go near those labels.

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Although it'd be all good anyway.

*bliss*

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Lots of things. Casseroles some just because they hold up well. There are a few fancies here and there.

There's a cold soup in there somewhere too.

I honestly can't remember everything. It all sort of blends together.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

See, this is what I'm saying. It doesn't matter if I play with the labels, because it's all going to be good. And if I play with the labels, there's that extra surprise factor.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I'd say you're incorrigible but you know that.

So I'll just point out that some people won't appreciate discover the food they are allergic to happens to be a base ingredient in something they thought was safe.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure, spoil my fun with health issues.

. . . You don't cook anything with dust, do you?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

You'll have to check the labels, now won't you?

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Course, if you messed with the labels first, then things just downright nasty now, don't they? ;)