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It is freezing outside. Ms. Munroe, is this your fault?

*wonders if she can bribe Ms. Munroe*

Oh, no you don't.

Hey, Alex! Could you distract your girlfriend so she won't ruin the weather?

Oh come on, you have to join us... I just got 'Yana all bundled up in her winter gear and you have not seen cute until you've seen her in the purple snowsuit. It's like a cute act of God.

She says she wants to show you her namesake...

It is absolutely evil and underhanded to use cute against me. If you send the little blonde one against me I swear that you will not get any holiday baked goods forever.

But honestly, how can you avoid seeing our little snowflake out in the snow? It's just not right.

I don't believe you will keep the baked goods from me. If nothing else, I do know how to bake myself...

So do I, and you know I'll share. :)

C'mon, Lorna, you have to see this.

So UNFAIR!

Works, though, doesn't it? :)

*buys plane tickets back to Cali for the winter*

*Prepares to send in the little blonde one*

Please join us...

It's FREEZING outside!!

But 'Yana's so excited about showing you the snow! And we've got a winter jacket for you.

Which is why we wear coats and scarves and bobble hats. 'Yana in a bobble hat is almost obscenely cute.

I'll go get your coat, and you can borrow one of my scarves if you've not got your own...

Why can't it be May already?

Because none of us have mutant time-acceleration powers? Because November comes after September? Oh, I know, because snow is fun?

Or was that one of thoes rhetorical questions? *grin*

Rhetorical. And don't think that I won't remember this conspiracy in the future.

I found your coat. It was shoved all the way at the back of the hall closet. Tell me, do you honestly need four pairs of gloves?

Yes. They all match different coats.

Ah... I see.

You know, I can't even come up with a smartassed response to that.

Give me a minute, give me a minute . . .

Ah! How's this: did you remember the primer first?

And, y'know, why does someone who hates winter need four coats?

Good question. *looks at Lorna*

There are seven coats.

er... sorry