xp_olaris | Wanted: Tennis Match

Does anyone play tennis?

Anyone? Ali? Alex? Bueller?

My mom just send me my racket and I'd like to see how awful I am.

Sure, I'll even get a companion stapler remover and name it Sam.

You will play tennis with me. *nods firmly*

*mournful look*

You're evil.

I'm going to start running now.

*runs for it*

I'm evil, she says.

Excuse me, kettle? This is the pot, you're black!

I've gone along with plenty of your hare-brained schemes, you owe me!

I am not a kettle.

*huff*

I've gone along with plenty of your hare-brained schemes, you owe me!

*shifty look*

*raises an eyebrow* Yes?

You already have so many willing ~~victims~~ students!

Why me? You don't need me!

It'll be fun? C'mon, you can be on Lorna's team and kick my butt.

...

No, see... my and tennis rackets? Not good. Not good at all.

*shudders*

This is starting to sound a lot like Ev and Muppets.

Sure, I do. Because I said so.

You're just picking on me. For kicks.

Aren't you.

Well....

only a little bit.

Knew it.

*grin*

Fun, innit?

Immensely.

But you're still going to play tennis with me.

I know.

I just intend to put up a good fight first. Wouldn't do to give in and ruin your fun, would it? ;)

Of course not. That's why you're the bestest roomie ever.

Aw! So sweet!

...

*makes a run for it*

*grins evilly and gives chase, because some things are traditional*