We are sexy sexy beasts!

[xp_olaris]

My roomie, the big guy and I are the hottest things to hit this place since, well, ever. Just ask the guy who walked into the pole while he was staring at Ali. (That's what I started laughing about, Ali. Sorry I couldn't tell you at the time...was sort of choking on my gum.)

Oh shopping, how do I love thee, let me count the ways.

One for Nordstroms and its seven stories.
Two for Aldo and shoes that make one weep.
Three for Victoria's Secret wherein dreams are made and hearts are broken. God bless undergarments that defy the laws of nature. *thinks fondly of the pink and white bags currently littering her bed*

I have swiped the numbers off my credit cards today. I cannot overstate how amazingly helpful Piotr was on this trip. A big strong man is a must from now on for any serious shopping trips. I may even have to add it to my Christmas list.

I so needed this. Both the new wardrobe and the day with friends. Thanks you two!

Comments

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

What are you even...?!

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[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Hmm, not girls, not boys...I know several people who own horses and while I'm not usually one to encourage that kind of kink...

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW!!!11

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[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Hmm, okay, not horses either I see. Well, give me a minute. I'll think of something.

Do you have any siblings?

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

Yup. A bucketload. I'm the oldest of...

OHMYDEARSWEETJESUS!

?!?!

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[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

*is startled* What? I was just going to ask if any of them were mutants too? Making small talk while I was thinking...

Where was /your/ mind?