First rule:

[xp_olaris]

Location, location, location.

David and I are out of here for the afternoon while I scope out property. (Psst, David, btw, you're coming with me to scope out rentals. Don't be busy.) I'm kind of liking the idea of my own place. We'll see if seeing homes scares me out of it.

Lili's coming with us too. She gets a vote, after all.

If the Apocalypse comes, text me.

Comments

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Um . . . I was going to paint this afternoon, but I guess I can help you and your pregnant dog look at real estate. Though I'm not completely sure how that just happened.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

You can paint tomorrow. I need your help.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

I'm there to hold the dog, aren't I.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Not at all. You're there so I don't look like I'm talking to myself when I start muttering terrible things about the kitchens.

Lili's got four legs. She can walk.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

So basically I'm there to promote the illusion of sanity. Well, at least it's not a stretch from my dayjob.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Someone's got to. No one wants to rent a house to a crazy woman. Who knows what color she'll paint the wall.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Cream with rich brown trim, and pale goldenrod with a very deep green I forget the name of.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Puce! The colour of insanity is puce.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Damn you with your faster posting skills!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I am legitimatly crazy, whereas you are just odd.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I should have you decorate.

Except that you'll probably want to knock out a wall. No knocking out walls in the rented house.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

It would depend on if the walls are terrible and do not belong. Or drowning the house. Drowning walls have to go.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Crowding. -Crowding- the house. Not drowning.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Oddness is highly underrated. Just think of all the fun I have watching people react to me oddness.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Just don't ask me to be one of your references, or I'm going to have to give my professional opinion.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I promise that someday, when I OWN a house, I'll let you knock out any walls that drown it.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

That's a relief. I was about to ask exactly what grounds you operate off when you figure out how to redecorate.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I can only blame Walt Disney for this. That or nightmares about Noah. One of those is certainly the cause.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly. You never tell the truth when someone lists you as a reference.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

As opposed to a mid-80s Australian rock group?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I am sorry, I am not sure I get your reference.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Crowded House? Neil Finn, songs like "Don't Dream It's Over"? Which . . . would have come out before you were even born.

Okay, I've officially hit Old.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

You really really are.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Property? What? You're leaving? Why? How far are you going? Are you still going to do stuff at the school?

(Yes, one and all, I am back! I came in for a little bit yesterday, but I don't think that many people saw me.)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

In order: House. I'm thinking about renting one. Maybe. I'd like the space. Not far. Yes. ;)

Welcome back, Jan.