Sorry, David

[xp_olaris]

It had to be done.

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[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Where did that even come from?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I just felt like you deserved it. There was a vibe. From the universe.

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

And it looks like he's learned to swim since his little dive into the Pacific Ocean last year.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Which is good or I'd be in a lot of trouble right now.

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

Right, because he'd likely have done some fool trick like boiling my nice calm lake or something. Fish are scarce enough this season as is.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more that I'm not allowed to drown my friends. It was a very strict rule in my house growing up.

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

If I were going to ruin a catch it'd probably be closer to one fish at a time. Although I guess taking fish out of the lake prebroiled might save some effort.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I only boiled the edge of the lake. Minnows. Little guppies. Some unneeded plant life.

In my defense, it was all Alison's fault (now that she's not here to argue with me).

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Right.

Tell the universe it owes me a pair of shoes that doesn't squelch when I walk.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

That would require you to own more than one pair of shoes! The horror!

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Let's take Cyndi shoe-shopping!

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

You'd need to ask her off-journal for that one.