A Word to the Wise

[xp_olaris]

My darling students,

I know that it's almost Spring Break and that's very exciting. But you still have to get through Friday and if you all can't pay attention for another few hours, you're going to find that you have projects aplenty to do over the break and that's no way to spend a vacation.

Your loving teacher,
Ms. Dane (next person to call me Mrs gets it.)

Comments

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

Come try it...Mrs Dane.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I don't see why you're doing this. You know I can take you down.

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm bored...or have a death wish. I haven't decided.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Well, you are training how to not be Alex Summers, Boy Hostage, right? I can vouch for Lorna's kidnapping experience. What better training?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

It's really very easy.

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAH...no, not funny.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Come on, you're the only person to be abducted, kidnapped, and KOed more than me, and I'm the textbook definition of the 98 pound weakling.

It's a little funny.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Well, not exactly. There's always Nathan.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Let's see - no, I think Mr. Dayspring only gets kidnapped by family members, although he does seem to fall down the stairs a lot. Alex I think holds the record with (let me check my notes) - evil energy draining sorceresses, ex-military mercenary groups, and his own girlfriend who apparently was a Hawaiian volcano.

Dude, you dated a volcano?

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

I have not fallen down the stairs in years, you little twerp.

And don't think I missed the Greek poetry crack in the other thread.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

This week's arm sling is just a fashion accessory, then? I must be behind on my Vogue. Perhaps they're all the rage in Luxembourg this season.

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

Someone tackled me out of a tree and I landed on my shoulder instead of my head. I thought it was actually to be preferred.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I don't know, you have quite a hard head...

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

Hah hah. So funny.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

You're, like, 6'5". What in the hell were you doing climbing a tree?

(And don't point at Kyle being tall and climbing trees. He's built for it. You're built for... I don't know, anchoring ships or something.)

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

Have you ever seen 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'? Sometimes it's just a faster way to get places.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

You realize I've just found a little ship and am now totally going to go stick it on Mr. Dayspring, right?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Well, here, let me help you with that.

Knock-knock.

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

....oh crap.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Flee, flee! Out the window! It'll hurt less!

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Also let us see if he shall develop the secondary mutation to bounce when jumping out of a two-story window.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Wasn't there some guy with that? Some bouncing mutation?

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

One of the lamest mutations ever

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

...I totally didn't make popcorn for that reason. Nope, no sirree bob.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Kick his ass good, Ms. Dane!

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Out the window, I'm pretty sure, only hurts less for those of us who can fly. And then only if the chaser can't.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Which I can. And thus why I kicked his ass.