Missing mutt

[xp_olaris]

I love my puppy. Really. She's just a holy terror.

You don't even want to know what she did to the chicken I had thawing. I'm not even sure how she GOT on the counter, let alone got the plastic bag open without leaving a mark.

Anyway. If anyone sees Lili or, more importantly, sees the absolutely gorgeous shoe that she just tore out of here with, can you retrieve it for me before she eats it or buries it in the couch again? I have to clean up rogue chicken.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, Marie got turned into a chicken? AUGH! OH NOES!

(I know I'm totally dead, but man, I'm cracking myself up here.)

Also? Try the laundry room. If she's not there (the dog, not Marie), she -was-. I was wondering why I smelled raw chicken when I went to throw my towels in.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

:p

Laundry room, really? Oh dear. On top of the chicken thing, she's also learned how to get her collar off which means I can't even track her anymore.

Yeah, there's probably raw chicken on her muzzle and now on my shoe too.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Is this one of those things that makes it a good thing she's very, very cute?

My dad used to say that about me all the time.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Yes. Very, Very, VERY good thing. I still haven't found the last piece of chicken and I know she didn't eat it.

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

...I am afraid to report I may have found a piece of said gorgeous shoe in the hallway just now. Unless you were not referring to caramel-colored leather strappy sandals. In which case, who else is shredding shoes around here?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Damn it.

I swear, I'm buying all my shoes from Payless from now on.

How come she only eats the expensive shoes?

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

...ohh. Time to check the gardens?

No puppy amnesty this time, I'm thinking.

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

Please do not invoke the P-word, even in times like these. There must be some other way.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

She has as much breeding and class as her owner, maybe? ;-)

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

I think I may faint. There is to be no P-word around here, thank you very much. I think an intervention is in order to replace the poor, mangled shoe. And to make sure no one crosses P's threshold.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Well, me, but I do it so I can wear them, and only to Converse sneaks.

well, and Logan maybe. Has anyone checked with Logan?

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

Was the last piece a rather large chunk of thigh? because guess what I just found Crush chewing on out in our common room.

At least she shared?

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

At least she understands the concept of sharing. (Dude, Crush totally gets the better end of this deal...gets some chicken and none of the blame.)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Champagne taste, apple juice budget.

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

Oh I wouldn't say that. I have a theory about how she got on the counter... These two are very sneaky.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

...I can't even claim that your dog masterminded this. I know it was my brat-pup.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

My dog ate my disposable income. I can't shop right now. I can only mourn.

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

Crush is just the muscle, we both know that.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

They're not going to get sick, are they?

[x-havok.livejournal.com]

.....

I hope not?

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

There needs to be a funeral.

Or, well, window shopping which is sometimes close enough.

[xp_daytripper]

What's wrong with Payless? They're comfy, and it doesn't matter what you do to the shoes, since they were only $30 in the first place.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Are you saying Logan ate Lorna's shoes?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Maybe?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Des does it, but, since she's restricted to the suite to save Charles' allergies, she only eats mine. -sigh- At least Scott usually buys me new ones when she does it.

If there are people going shoe shopping I so want in.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

You have seen my feet, correct? I very rarely find gorgeous shoes in my size there.

Shoes and scarves are such my downfall...oh, who am I kidding. Shopping is my downfall.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

We need to pounce upon the shoe sales that happen around here, all in one giant group. It will be worth the lines to see them flee before us.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Well, that is a frightening thought.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

The best thing about our group shopping trips is the glazed look in the staffs' eyes when we walk through the door. The girls look at us and see $$ and the boys just stare. Such fun.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I want to go shoe shopping with everyone.

I need new sneakers. and possibly silver sandals. silver is totally in this spring.

[xp_daytripper]

So it's not Payless, just your feet that are the problem? *innocent*

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

See, I'm trying to figure out why it's okay for women to say these things to each other but when men say them, we get swatted.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

When you say it, it is an insult to our grace and beauty, and when...

no, I cannot even type this with a straight face or a slight hangover.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

See, this is why you just need to wear beatup shoes. When Shamu eats my sneaks, I can't TELL.

Course, right now he's trying to eat my bagel....

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Because you're not part of the sisterhood.