xp_olaris: (Lili // Travel Size)
Lorna Summers ([personal profile] xp_olaris) wrote2007-03-06 01:45 pm

Missing mutt

I love my puppy. Really. She's just a holy terror.

You don't even want to know what she did to the chicken I had thawing. I'm not even sure how she GOT on the counter, let alone got the plastic bag open without leaving a mark.

Anyway. If anyone sees Lili or, more importantly, sees the absolutely gorgeous shoe that she just tore out of here with, can you retrieve it for me before she eats it or buries it in the couch again? I have to clean up rogue chicken.

[identity profile] x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com 2007-03-07 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
You have seen my feet, correct? I very rarely find gorgeous shoes in my size there.

Shoes and scarves are such my downfall...oh, who am I kidding. Shopping is my downfall.
xp_daytripper: (duck!)

[personal profile] xp_daytripper 2007-03-07 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
So it's not Payless, just your feet that are the problem? *innocent*

[identity profile] x-cable.livejournal.com 2007-03-07 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
See, I'm trying to figure out why it's okay for women to say these things to each other but when men say them, we get swatted.

[identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com 2007-03-07 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
When you say it, it is an insult to our grace and beauty, and when...

no, I cannot even type this with a straight face or a slight hangover.

[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2007-03-07 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you're not part of the sisterhood.