xp_olaris | Plague-y

I think we have plague in the lakewater. Cain? De-plague the lake would you?

And then wash your hands so you don't get the plague. Kitty would be mad at me.

Can't have that. I'll use plenty of soap.

Good. You aren't going to make me eat are you?

Well, maybe not yet. But the chicken soup lurks in the shadows, biding its time.

It's good soup. You'll like it.

I don't like food. Food is gross.

Well, that's just mean. The soup's always spoken very highly of you.

Of course it does. I'm a genius with food.

A mean genius, badmouthing it like that. Chicken soup's good for the flu, too, it'll fix you right up.

I'm not hungry though.

I can keep bringing fresh soup around until you decide you are, y'know. I'm patient like that. :)

Give it to Paige. And make her stop giving me pills!

But it's funnier to watch you try to fend her off.

You're both going to get the plague and I'm going to laugh.

Make her eat the soup Dr. Hank makes for me!

I'll find you and throw up on you if you try.

You can't catch me! ~~I'm the gingerbread man!~~ I'm faster than you and not sick!