Plague-y

[xp_olaris]

I think we have plague in the lakewater. Cain? De-plague the lake would you?

Comments

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I didn't drink it. I was in it. It was cold.

I'm still cold. Is the thermostat broken?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

If you caught the flu I am going to drown you in my grandmother's chicken soup. Just so you know.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Blech. Not hungry.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Dip.

What were you doing in the lake, anyway?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Getting Wanda?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, that was nice of you.

Want me to bring up a couple more blankets and possibly medical personnel?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Blanket good. Doctors bleh.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Blanket it is, then. I reserve the right to call in the doctors at any time, though.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

And then wash your hands so you don't get the plague. Kitty would be mad at me.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Can't have that. I'll use plenty of soap.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Good. You aren't going to make me eat are you?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe not yet. But the chicken soup lurks in the shadows, biding its time.

It's good soup. You'll like it.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I don't like food. Food is gross.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, that's just mean. The soup's always spoken very highly of you.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Of course it does. I'm a genius with food.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Thank you for that, by the way, I don't remember actually hitting the water so I doubt I would have been able to bring myself back up. I owe you a great deal.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

No problem. Couldn't let my almost not really sister drown.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

So, Miss Maximoff's your sister from another mister?

(Sorry. I HAD TO SAY IT!)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

...no.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

But... you're like, sisters but not, which..

It's like brother from another mother! You know, family but not all related-like!

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about and I don't think it's the fever's fault.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

And as my almost not really sister, you probably will get twice the loot in pretty things when I return from Europe.

Shopping makes everything better.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Yay, loot.

How come you didn't catch the plague too?

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Things tend to incubate in me. Watch, I bet you a round at Harry's that I'll be completely out for the count next week with the plague. Yours jumped you fast, mine will wait in the shadows until I forget about it.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a bet.

It waits in the shadows? Like Jamie's soup?