Plague-y

[xp_olaris]

I think we have plague in the lakewater. Cain? De-plague the lake would you?

Comments

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

What in the sam hell you been doing drinking the lakewater?

Then again, I only JUST got the damn hole in my floor fixed, so my entire house stinks like lakewater. Next time someone goes crazy, can they not do it in my living room?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I didn't drink it. I was in it. It was cold.

I'm still cold. Is the thermostat broken?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

If you caught the flu I am going to drown you in my grandmother's chicken soup. Just so you know.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Blech. Not hungry.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Dip.

What were you doing in the lake, anyway?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Getting Wanda?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, that was nice of you.

Want me to bring up a couple more blankets and possibly medical personnel?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Blanket good. Doctors bleh.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Blanket it is, then. I reserve the right to call in the doctors at any time, though.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

And then wash your hands so you don't get the plague. Kitty would be mad at me.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Can't have that. I'll use plenty of soap.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Good. You aren't going to make me eat are you?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe not yet. But the chicken soup lurks in the shadows, biding its time.

It's good soup. You'll like it.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I don't like food. Food is gross.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, that's just mean. The soup's always spoken very highly of you.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Thank you for that, by the way, I don't remember actually hitting the water so I doubt I would have been able to bring myself back up. I owe you a great deal.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

No problem. Couldn't let my almost not really sister drown.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

So, Miss Maximoff's your sister from another mister?

(Sorry. I HAD TO SAY IT!)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

...no.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

But... you're like, sisters but not, which..

It's like brother from another mother! You know, family but not all related-like!

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about and I don't think it's the fever's fault.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

And as my almost not really sister, you probably will get twice the loot in pretty things when I return from Europe.

Shopping makes everything better.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Yay, loot.

How come you didn't catch the plague too?

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Things tend to incubate in me. Watch, I bet you a round at Harry's that I'll be completely out for the count next week with the plague. Yours jumped you fast, mine will wait in the shadows until I forget about it.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a bet.

It waits in the shadows? Like Jamie's soup?