Can we talk?

This really isn't funny. I got my classes sorted out. NYU no longer thinks I owe them money, Berkeley is well aware that I'm still going there in less than 10 days. So that prank? Irritating but fixable.

However.

Gluing my things down in my office? Sealing my cabinets? Epoxying my diploma to THE WALL?

These are not funny.

Whoever is pulling this needs to stop NOW before I get one of the telepaths to start snooping.