I don't want to point fingers or anything
But how do you lose a whole COUNTRY? And did you have to do it today?
Okay. I've been on a plane for basically the last two days. Straight. Next to a man who smelled like cheese. I haven't slept because how do you sleep next to that? The constant updates on "we'll just be landing soon, folks, they're having some trouble re-routing the flights..."
Not that we were allowed off the plane when we did land. Because, um, I have no idea. Just in case. I'm never flying Nippon Airways again.
All of which is to say that I'm going to crash now. Tomorrow, I'm sure I will have sufficient amounts of panic for this situation.
No, I didn't bring you presents from Thailand. Unless you want the doubtless thousands of giant lethal bugs in my luggage.
Okay. I've been on a plane for basically the last two days. Straight. Next to a man who smelled like cheese. I haven't slept because how do you sleep next to that? The constant updates on "we'll just be landing soon, folks, they're having some trouble re-routing the flights..."
Not that we were allowed off the plane when we did land. Because, um, I have no idea. Just in case. I'm never flying Nippon Airways again.
All of which is to say that I'm going to crash now. Tomorrow, I'm sure I will have sufficient amounts of panic for this situation.
No, I didn't bring you presents from Thailand. Unless you want the doubtless thousands of giant lethal bugs in my luggage.