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Lorna Summers ([personal profile] xp_olaris) wrote2005-03-27 07:16 pm

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Who made dinner tonight? You guys didn't let Alex cook without supervision right? Or is this the pills? I didn't think they'd do this.

No seriously. It's Easter, what kind of sacrilege has been committed in my kitchen?

[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
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Same place I get all food these days what with being non-mobile. Alex brought it up.

This is weird soup.

[identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
You want me to bring up some real food when I come to look at the soup? Fresh rolls, and I did a thing with honey with the ham.

[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
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Yes!

[identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
And sweet potatoes? My grandma sent me her sweet potato recipe when she found out I was in charge of Easter dinner.

[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
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I love your grandmother but I saw her make sweet potatoes at Christmas. That much fat isn't going near my plate, bucko.

[identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Not as bad as the lasagne Guido made, though, give 'em that.

[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
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Guido, like Alex, should not be allowed near a kitchen.

[identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
You just say that because he adds steak sauce to everything.

[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
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He put it on chocolate cake, Jamie!

[identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Only because I dared him to!

[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
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You dared him to eat one bite! He ate the whole cake!

[identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
In one bite, though! He ate it in one bite!

[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
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THE WHOLE CAKE!

[identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
It is not my fault he's built like a humvee!

[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
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My point is EW!

[identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well, fully agreed there.

[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
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How does he survive eating like that?

[identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
He always says it's because he's Italian, and cast-iron stomachs come with the vowels.

I'm thinking maybe the food poisoning looks at how much work it has to do and gives up. Man's a freaking elephant.

[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2005-03-28 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
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I think that is more likely than the Italian thing.

A WHOLE CAKE.