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[xp_olaris]

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Who made dinner tonight? You guys didn't let Alex cook without supervision right? Or is this the pills? I didn't think they'd do this.

No seriously. It's Easter, what kind of sacrilege has been committed in my kitchen?

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. . . It must be the pills. I made ham and rolls and like three kinds of salad and stuff, like a normal Easter dinner. With Peeps for dessert, because everybody likes Peeps.

What did you eat? Was it the brown Peeps? We circulated a memo halfway through the football game not to eat the brown Peeps.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

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What football game?

It's soup. Sorta. Come look at it if you don't believe me.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Madden 2005. Wherein the Chiefs destroyed everyone, thankyouverymuch, and won the Super Bowl.

On my way. Where did you get the soup?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

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Same place I get all food these days what with being non-mobile. Alex brought it up.

This is weird soup.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

You want me to bring up some real food when I come to look at the soup? Fresh rolls, and I did a thing with honey with the ham.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

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Yes!

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

And sweet potatoes? My grandma sent me her sweet potato recipe when she found out I was in charge of Easter dinner.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

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I love your grandmother but I saw her make sweet potatoes at Christmas. That much fat isn't going near my plate, bucko.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Not as bad as the lasagne Guido made, though, give 'em that.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

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Guido, like Alex, should not be allowed near a kitchen.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

You just say that because he adds steak sauce to everything.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

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He put it on chocolate cake, Jamie!

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Only because I dared him to!

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

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You dared him to eat one bite! He ate the whole cake!

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

In one bite, though! He ate it in one bite!

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

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THE WHOLE CAKE!

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

It is not my fault he's built like a humvee!

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

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My point is EW!

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, fully agreed there.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

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How does he survive eating like that?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

He always says it's because he's Italian, and cast-iron stomachs come with the vowels.

I'm thinking maybe the food poisoning looks at how much work it has to do and gives up. Man's a freaking elephant.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

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I think that is more likely than the Italian thing.

A WHOLE CAKE.