Boiler Beach Blanket Bingo!

[xp_olaris]

Well, except for the bingo part.

I've decided I'm going to spend all day under the sun. (Yes, I have sunscreen, docs.) So to facilitate that, I'm having a picnic. It's BYO beverage but I've got plenty of food down here. Come visit and sit in the sun awhile. In keeping with the beach theme I even have food that I would normally pretend doesn't exist--cheetos, hot dogs and other such nonsense.


And Jamie, I'm sorry but that guy really does look like you. It's sorta creepy.

Comments

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Totally does. It's downright odd. Are you sure he's not just a rogue dupe?

Don't take it out!! Then we'll have to taunt you from memory and I shall have to deny you fruit salad. Don't make me deny you food.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

He's thirty-seven or something, there's no way he's a rogue dupe.

You wouldn't really deny me food, would you?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Maybe he ran afoul of a witch--but not a good one like Amanda, an evil one like the one of the West. And she made him grow old and stuff.

Maybe. Do you really want to test me?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

He would have to have been sent back in time. And born to different parents.

Besides, I don't have any more rogue dupes out there, of this I am sure. I keep track these days.

I don't think you would really deny me food. But I'm nice enough to spare you the moral quandary, so the clip stays.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Well...if you're sure. I still think it's creepy.

So nice of you to save me from myself like that.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

It's not creepy, it's just annoying. Especially when my mom hears about it, because she's maintained that I look like the guy ever since the first season of Buffy. And did I point out how much you look like the girl from 24? I did not. Because that character is a twit.

And it is nice of me. But then, I hear I'm the best, most creative, cleverest guy in the world, so you really should expect that kind of thing. ;)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Shut up, I do not! I'm, like, a foot and a half taller than she is.

It's so nice how Kitty keeps your ego all shiny and stuff.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure she's not a midget. And slap a green wig on her and she's you. But again, the only roles I've ever seen her play are a twit or a porn star, so I'm not comparing.

Isn't it though? She forgot "luckiest," is all.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

No but she's all of 5'2". Tiny, tiny, little person! And we look nothing alike.

You'll just have to remind yourself of that.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Except for the part where if you put a green wig on her she's mini-you. Nothing alike except for that.

And I do. Every time I think about her.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Okay okay, I'll stop teasing about Nick Brendan if you stop with the 24 chick comparisons. Truce?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. :)