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[xp_olaris]

To my dear dear beloved roomie: Gots a question for you. Find me, yeah? Oh and don't read what's below.


To those of you who took such delight in tormenting my dear dear beloved roomie over her very natural fear of the scary lizard thing: Dude, I want copies of those pictures.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

We're putting together a theatrical slideshow presentation in chronological order. Alison Vs. The Evil Vegetarian Death Iguana Of Scary Vegetarian Death, life-sized and in full color. We just need to figure out a soundtrack. :)

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Is the lizard-thing still in your rooms?

I have emailed you copies of my pictures.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

You used vegetarian twice in that title.

What about that song from 2001?

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[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Possibly, haven't actually gone to look. Have been grading papers and pretending I don't hear the screaming.

*checks email*

!!!!

These are fabulous. You're my hero. *kills self laughing*

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I know. Iguanas are only dangerous if you're a plant.

We've got a section of Leaping Iguana that's almost stop-motion, so yeah, that could work. Was thinking the theme from Jaws too.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

You need to follow it around and get "stalking" action shot for the Jaws music.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Nah, it plays under the beginning titles, and the first few shots before she sees the iguana.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

We should use Darth Vader's music too.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

When the iguana is killing Eeyore?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Ooh! Do you have the music from when Darth Vader is choking that guy?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I have the DVD, and a computer with a DVD drive, and a computer genius girlfriend. So if not now, then soon. :)

"You are in command now, Admiral Piglet."

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

What should we use for when the lizard gives Alison a hug?

It should be a love song. A song of true and pure love and ...

maybe not. We're so dead.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

"Wind Beneath My Wings." Bette Midler. A scar on my brain, but absolutely perfect for the lovestruck lizard.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Celine Dion is worse. Promise me there is no Celine Dion.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Even I'm not that evil.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

What about that song from the end of Legend? Loved by the Sun by Tangerine Dream. Now that would be a good choice/

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

That could work too, but I think we've seen enough glitter for a while.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

When did I say anything about glitter?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

You mentioned Legend, which is famous for three things: Tim Curry in wildly topheavy prosthetic makeup, Tom Cruise in the role he doesn't talk about, and glitter.

:)

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Good. I would have to do something horrible.

She is a nightmare. A plague.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

The first two I knew. That last I thought was more of a Labyrinth characteristic.

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[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

A French Canadian?

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Good.

I am considering it revenge for the guitar that has taken up residence next to my desk.

It is looking at me. Again.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Don't use that phrase! It is an evil phrase!

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[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Put a blanket over it.